Operation Fred-Chapter Two
Princess Penelope Gets a Taste of Her Own Medicine
(aka, Treat Others the Way You Wish to Be Treated)
To tell the story of Fred, I must also tell you the story of Penelope. Princess Penelope, as we fondly refer to her.
My husband and I are cat people. We love dogs, but not enough to have one. We love other people’s dogs.
I believe that most people are either primarily cat people, or primarily dog people. You can argue the point with me, but it will be hard to change my mind. Yes, I know there are millions of people who have both dogs and cats in their lives, but I tend to think we associate with one more than the other.
Penelope’s story in our life actually begins more than 20 years before she was even born, so Fred’s story has an extra prequel. A tiny grey kitten, half Russian Blue, half Siamese stole my heart and gained the name Bob, his soft purrs making him standout with his other brothers and sisters in the cage at the Companions Animal Center, (formerly Kootenai Humane Society).
Bob blessed me with nearly 18 years of joy before we had to say goodbye, and for a long time I felt empty without him. I missed his constant presence and his mental ownership of every square inch of our home. I still miss him today.
I wanted another cat so badly after Bob was gone that my husband would make sure that we walked a block out of our way in our Philadelphia neighborhood to keep me from stopping at the pet store window to gaze longingly at the cats looking for a home.
He reminded me that we traveled too much, and although Bob had been quite used to it (perhaps even thankful for it from time to time), it was unfair to bring a new member into our home just to fly off again.
He was right, of course, but it didn’t take away my want.
Then a little thing called a global pandemic came along and we received a call from a friend who volunteered with a local cat rescue and cat café. The café had to close when the city went on lockdown, and they were frantically searching for foster families. She had been trying to get us to consider fostering or adopting since we had met her nearly a year earlier, and my husband had helped me to remain steadfast. Until that day.
When I told him about Joyce’s call, he looked at me and said, “You planned this.” “Yes,” I replied. “I planned a global pandemic in order to get a cat. I am that determined.”
Penelope showed up the next day, and within an hour we were considered “foster failures.” There was no way either one of us would let her go. And she clearly had no intention of leaving either.
When you adopt a street cat, you have to agree to a few rules. You won’t get them declawed, you won’t abandon them, and you won’t let them outside.
That last one is the tough one.
At first, Penelope had no problem staying inside. She had been rescued only a few weeks before, and other than when she had been captured as a TNR (trapped, neutered, and released), she lived her life outside. If you’ve ever seen her hunt, however, you’d agree that she probably spent quite a lot of time hungry. To say that she is a poor hunter is quite an understatement.
Apparently, she had convinced the owners of a hair salon to feed her for a long time. What she lacks in hunting skills, she more than makes up with her Puss in Boots eyes that draw you in. But eventually they realized she needed a home instead of a meal, which is when she was rescued and prepared for adoption.
Living with us meant food all the time and soft places to sleep and two humans that were at her beck and call. In the beginning she barely even glanced outside.
After a few months, however, she spent more and more time gazing sadly out the windows until we allowed her out with us in the back patio. She stayed close and never left our small city space. Until she did.
From that point on, despite our promises otherwise, we let her go on a walkabout every day.
One of Penelope’s favorite activities was going to visit the other cats in the neighborhood. Especially the ones that weren’t allowed outside. She enjoyed sitting at their doors and windows, taunting the cats inside.
I was constantly getting pictures of her exploits from my neighbors, with her on one side of a window and their cats, looking sad and frustrated, on the other. One handsome boy in particular, named Sunday, was her favorite neighbor to torment. Sunday’s mom would always know when Penelope would show up for a visit because Sunday would start to wail.
Now that we’ve moved to Houston, I wonder if Sunday misses Penelope. I imagine that sometimes he does, and other times I am certain that he absolutely does not.
This brings us to a Fred on the porch. 78 days before adoption. Or capture. Depending on who’s side of the story you believe.
Momma’s POV–Chapter Two
78 Days Until Adoption
What is that awful noise? It’s definitely Penelope, but I’ve never heard her make that sound before. It’s almost the noise she makes when she decides we need to wake up, cranky because we haven’t jumped right out of bed to immediately feed her.
Momma’s POV – 78 Days Until Adoption
What is that awful noise? It’s definitely Penelope, but I’ve never heard her make that sound before. It’s almost the noise she makes when she decides we need to wake up, cranky because we haven’t jumped right out of bed to immediately feed her. I refuse to run down the stairs, however, because I know she’s not actually in pain despite the noises that sound primal. Not in pain, but definitely upset.
As I reach the main floor, I see her perfectly poised posture at the back door as if she wants to go out, and the noises are still loud and strong. As I get close, I see motion on the other side of the glass door. The cat from the front porch is now on my back porch, engaging in a staring contest with a very unhappy Penelope.
Karma in motion. Sunday would be so happy to see her getting a taste of the same medicine she dished out to him on a regular basis.
The cat looks at me, all small and wild-looking, with a scratch on his neck and a goopy right eye.
I no longer wonder who the cat belongs to. He is on his own. No one would care for a cat and allow it to be this hungry and dirty.
I feel an immediate response internally, with a strong need to feed and care for him. He looks lost and scared, and I want to help him. Save him.
I take a step towards the door, and he bolts. He sprints across our small back yard so quickly that I almost think I imagined him on the porch. His nimble claws dig into the wood fencing, propelling him up and over and into the alley with a nimbleness that even seems to impress Penelope.
I wonder if he’ll come back. I already know I want to keep him.
Fred’s POV – Chapter Two
78 Days Until Capture
I live under a house. I don’t know how long I’ve been here or how I found this house. In fact, it was really tough to even find a way in under this house since there are boards all around it and the spaces are so small for me to squeeze through.
Fred’s POV – 78 Days Until Capture
I live under a house. I don’t know how long I’ve been here or how I found this house. In fact, it was really tough to even find a way in under this house since there are boards all around it and the spaces are so small for me to squeeze through.
I like living under this house. It is starting to get really hot outside, and it is cooler under the house. Plus, the big scary cats in the neighborhood can’t fit even through my small entrance, so at least here, I am safe. There is an opossum who seems nice and who comes around at night. I think she might be ready to have a baby. But she can’t fit under the house either, so that leaves just me. My kingdom, all to myself.
But I have to go out. I need to find food. I remember that my mother used to feed me, but I’m not sure where she is. I had a whole bunch of brothers and sisters too, but I don’t know where they are either.
That’s ok. I am fine being on my own. I only have to take care of me. And I do a pretty good job of it.
At night, when everyone in the house is asleep, I creep around and look in the windows. I wonder why anyone would live inside when they could live outside.
I know there is a cat who lives inside the house. Sometimes she is outside too. She looks at me as if she is annoyed at my presence, but I don’t know what I’ve done to offend her. I even sing to her to let her know that I would like to be friends, but she doesn’t come any closer.
Sometimes I come up to look at her through the door. She just stares at me unhappily and makes a sound back at me that doesn’t sound very friendly. Maybe I’ll just stay away from her.
I wonder if she is afraid that I will eat her food. I can see that she eats every morning and every night. Her humans give her food in little dishes. I wish I had food every morning and night. I wish I had food every day. But I do ok.
I like being alone. I really do. But sometimes it does get lonely.
I decided to go look in the door again today, just to see what I can see. This is kind of risky since it’s daylight, but I’m a little extra hungry today. The other cat is there at the door today, looking at me with those eyes that seem very unhappy to see me.
Her coat is very pretty. She is black and white and has a little black mark on her nose that looks like a heart. Why won’t she be my friend? But no. She just makes these weird noises at me.
I tried to meet her stare today, just to show her I am not afraid of her. I am so intent on this staring contest that I don’t realize that one of the humans is right there behind her. How did I not notice this? What will she do? Am I in danger?
I knew I shouldn’t have come out during the day. I just hold really still and hope she doesn’t see me.
She moved! She might be coming to get me and hurt me! I must run away fast!
I race across the yard and up and over the fence faster than ever. When I get to the alley I run quickly under another fence to a place where humans never bother me. I hide next to the fence, waiting, listening. My breathing is quick and shallow. But I don’t hear anyone following me. I think I’m safe.
Now I’m too nervous to go look for food. I think I’ll just stay here a while and wait until night. Then I can go back to my safe place under the house.